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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but
World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
-- Albert Einstein
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 532 of 2327 |
I know on which side my bread is buttered.
-- John Heywood
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 533 of 2327 |
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind!
The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.
-- Charles Schulz
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 534 of 2327 |
I know the disposition of women: when you will, they won't; when
you won't, they set their hearts upon you of their own inclination.
-- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 535 of 2327 |
I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all
custody means. Get even with your old lady.
-- Lenny Bruce
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 536 of 2327 |
"I know what you're thinking -- `Did he fire six shots or only five?'
Well, to tell you the truth, in all the excitement, I kind of lost track
myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the
world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself
one question: `Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?"
-- Harry Callahan, badge #2211
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 537 of 2327 |
I know you believe you understand what you think this fortune says,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you are reading is not what
it means.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 538 of 2327 |
I know you think you thought you knew what you thought I said,
but I'm not sure you understood what you thought I meant.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 539 of 2327 |
I know you're in search of yourself, I just haven't seen you anywhere.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 540 of 2327 |
I lately lost a preposition;
It hid, I thought, beneath my chair
And angrily I cried, "Perdition!
Up from out of under there."
Correctness is my vade mecum,
And straggling phrases I abhor,
And yet I wondered, "What should he come
Up from out of under for?"
-- Morris Bishop
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